RobHalford's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crotchless Chaps]

Meh

It seems like you're trying to do the whole JohnnyUtah thing, and it isn't working. I know he's got his own thing where he talks in the same monotone voice over and over again, but his voice works for that.

Yours doesn't. It's as boring as can be and just doesn't mesh well with the usually great art you pump out.

I know you don't have to use actors for your stuff, but at least try to mix it up a bit.

[The Ballad of CrippleKane]

beautiful

Looks really impressive and meshes well with the audio.

[Like a Brother]

Awesome

Zeke, you and Gerkin did a great job on this. Sorry I couldn't review it last night, but I fell asleep watching T1.

It would have been cool if you did something coinciding with the guitar solo.

And as I speak, the score has gone down 5 points since I first viewed it. Should've put "Awesome" in the title.

[Crazy-Ass Renaldo Rangers]

My ears hurt

You really didn't need to have 5 different sound effects playing at once. If I were a dog, I'd probably be dead from all that screeching.

And then there was the stolen dialogue from Egoraptor along with stolen 4chan memes for jokes.

I'm sure you spent a few days writing it, so I'll give you a 4 for that.

[Careers In Chemistry]

lol

That guy's a knob. Every flash movie doesn't need to have humor.

Would have been cool if you did implement that thing where it changes on Fridays. I would have helped you with it.

Pixmintro responds:

Hmm, it's never too late. :P Thanks.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

Oh My Good God

From the Suckelback song w/ the autofellatio to to Zekey's scene, it all was amazing.

I really wish I could have been a part of this.

CoolDrMoney responds:

Suckelback WOW that funny

[TANKMEN: Tankbusters]

Ugh

First off, I'm a Canadian who pisses himself laughing when shows like South Park parody Canada properly.

But this was so fucking stupid. If you're going to rip on a nation, at least research their culture a bit.

We don't worship Celine Dion. That's kind of why she's on exile in Las Vegas. We eat less bacon than Americans. If you wanted something accurate, try donuts.

Finally, the voice acting just sucked period. If you're going to make fun of Canada, at least get the voices right.

And don't bullshit with this whole "I wanted to create my own unique Tankmen universe". It was quite obviously a ratings grab by putting it in the title.

[Pico Gets In Shape]

Pretty good for being rushed

Shame on you for using new In Flames.

Gotta use their shit pre-Reroute to Remain.

[Faux - Chapter 2]

How is the animation any good?

There is none.

I mean the art is nice and the 1930's music fits.

But as was already said, it's just boring.

[N. Korea Rocket Victory !]

RONERY

I'M SO RONERY.

xtil responds:

All glory Kim Jong Il ! No Motherland Without You !