RobHalford's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Yuck

I've never been a big fan of people patting themselves on the back for meaningless internet stats. The singing was just borderline unbearable at times.

Good luck moving forward, I guess.

LazyMuffin responds:

This isn't really a pat on the back, it's a joke.
BUT I wouldn't say it's meaningless.

[MrsCriblam Kills A Whale]

heh heh heh

hefh heuh hech hekh heah hesh he2h

KhawnerL responds:

heh

[Bloody Sundae]

mmm

YOU GET A 9 BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SATISFY MY EVERY REQUEST.

I DEMAND A VOLUME SLIDER, AN FPS COUNTER, AND A TRACKBAR.

na, I'm just joshin wit you brohan. it's nic.

Pixmintro responds:

Lmao thanks

[Spicy Fajitas]

Hyuck, hyuck

It's funny because people don't normally act like that in public.

(Also so this doesn't get deleted, it wasn't funny and the art/animation was just plain bad.)

JunkYardAnimations responds:

LOL oh it's funny, try watching it again

[Careers In Chemistry]

lol

That guy's a knob. Every flash movie doesn't need to have humor.

Would have been cool if you did implement that thing where it changes on Fridays. I would have helped you with it.

Pixmintro responds:

Hmm, it's never too late. :P Thanks.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

Oh My Good God

From the Suckelback song w/ the autofellatio to to Zekey's scene, it all was amazing.

I really wish I could have been a part of this.

CoolDrMoney responds:

Suckelback WOW that funny

[N. Korea Rocket Victory !]

RONERY

I'M SO RONERY.

xtil responds:

All glory Kim Jong Il ! No Motherland Without You !

[Mad Mad Mario]

Wow

Props for catering to the crowd, but is this the new gold standard for Newgrounds?

Toss in about 20 expletives per 30 seconds, add some mediocre animation, and you're done.

Effort? Nah, who the hell gives that these days.

I just don't understand how 30 seconds of mediocre animation and decent audio equates to a 5 here.

Put more effort in next time.

Jonnyethco responds:

You know, if you had actually had a few submissions with decent scores I might respect your opinion. But you, like many people, are nothing but a back seat reviewer. you suck, and you have no talent. God... I feel really bad now. :) I hate having to let people know what losers they are.